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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/31/2018 at 13:09 • Filed to: glass., houses

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This guy has some windows for you to clean.

The other side of the house faces the water so it’s like... 90% windows over there.

This is merely the guest house.

Meh, needs more windows, IMO.

CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:18

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So we’ve moved from piss tubs to light fixtures and now we’re transitioning to windows?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:19

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Son you ain’t even seen what “90% windows ” looks like.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2018 at 13:20

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That’s a 78% window rate, 79% TOPS

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem 08/31/2018 at 13:22

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Being a professional home invader requires many skills and interests.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > CalzoneGolem 08/31/2018 at 13:24

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He’s slowly moving outdoors. Next he’ll move to balconies. 

CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:27

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I wouldn’t know ... I’m only an amateur home invader.

CalzoneGolem > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 08/31/2018 at 13:28

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smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:29

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Wait they have “slow down” mermaids now?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 08/31/2018 at 13:29

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a slow-down mermaid that’s droppin’ a deuce, apparently.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:36

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Ohhhhhh so much room for natural light

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:37

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BUT MERMAIDS DONT HAVE BUTTS.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 08/31/2018 at 13:39

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That’s what YOU think

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 13:43

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I hope they get that basketball court done soon. This looks like exactly the kind of place where they should film Above the Rim 2

“Yo mamma so poor, she drive a Range Rover....SPORT!!!”

/oh snap

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2018 at 14:09

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I can assure you that not a single resident of that house has ever cleaned the windows.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 14:28

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At least they kept the original 30s-40s house and didn’t build an awful mcmodern/faux craftsman/faux Tuscan.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail 08/31/2018 at 17:02

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Oh you’re good. Built in 1932.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/31/2018 at 19:09

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It’s Ernie Boch jr.’s house , so, yeah .

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/31/2018 at 20:57

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I can be a good guesser if I can see the facade of a house - most styles were in vogue for 10-20 years, so it can be narrowed down .  Interiors can be harder.